Boarding the electric train is the primary escape route in the indie immersive sim Militsioner by developer TALLBOYS. To escape the surreal town, you must obtain a genuine one-way ticket, reach the tracks by 13:00 (1:00 PM), and board the passenger car before the colossal policeman snatches you from the platform.
Every escape attempt requires navigating strict schedules, managing character relationships, and outmaneuvering the giant officer who constantly watches your movements from the sky.
Militsioner Train Schedule and Arrival Mechanics
The electric train operates on a strict daily timetable. In playtest and demo builds of Militsioner, the train arrives at the station tracks once per day at precisely 13:00 (1:00 PM).
Timing your arrival at the platform is critical to avoiding capture:
- Check the Time: Equip your mechanical wristwatch (or press the inspect time key, default T) to monitor the hours.
- Arrival Window: The train arrives at 13:00, sound cues play, and the locomotive pulls alongside the platform. The passenger doors open briefly for boarding.
- Consequences of Lateness: If you arrive late or stand empty-handed on the tracks without a ticket, the train will depart, and you will be stranded until the next cycle while remaining exposed to the giant.
How to Get a Train Ticket
You cannot board the train without a valid one-way ticket. Players encounter several methods to secure one, ranging from legal trade to outright theft.
The Fake Ticket Trap
Early in your run, a giggling acquaintance claiming to be a lawyer will offer you a spare ticket locked inside a side room. Grabbing this item reveals it to be a counterfeit ticket—a scrap of paper with a sad face drawn on it. Attempting to board the train with this counterfeit ticket fails immediately. You must obtain a legitimate ticket from the station cashier or the ticket booth.
Method 1: Purchasing from the Cashier (200 Rubles)
The station cashier sells a one-way ticket for 200 rubles, but she will refuse to deal with you if she considers you a suspicious criminal:
- Scavenge and Sell: Gather recyclable glass bottles, apples, metal kettles, and dropped items around town. Bring them to the pawn shop run by the Captain to earn rubles. Pawn shop inventory rotates every 12 hours.
- Gain Her Trust: The cashier initially threatens to call the police on you. You can pacify her by proving you are on good terms with the giant officer (feeding him snacks or apples until his mood becomes calm or relieved) or by defusing dialogue using the speech wheel (Q).
- Buy the Ticket: Once she is willing to talk and you have 200 rubles in your bag, request the one-way ticket at the counter.
Method 2: Seducing the Cashier via Matchmaking
If you lack cash, you can manipulate the cashier’s romantic obsession with the giant:
- Acquire Romantic Gifts: Purchase or scavenge items like strong perfume, fresh flowers, or champagne from the pawn shop or local residences.
- Present the Gift: Bring the romantic item to the cashier booth and tell her it is a secret present from the giant policeman.
- Claim the Ticket: Flattered and overwhelmed, her attitude will shift to "in love." When asked why you are there, request a one-way ticket. She will hand it over as a favor.
Method 3: Breaking into the Ticket Booth
If social routes fail, you can take a ticket by force or stealth:
- Smash the Window: Grab a brick from the street and shatter the ticket booth window, or use a lockpick on the booth doors.
- Steal the Real Ticket: Grab the ticket off the counter. The prompt will confirm: "It's your last chance. Get on the next train."
- Evade the Alarm: Breaking into the booth immediately alerts the giant cop, putting him into an angry, suspicious, or betrayed state. You must quickly escape his visual line of sight and retreat into an underground hideout until departure time.
Ticket Acquisition Comparison
| Method | Requirements | Giant Suspicion Risk | Best Used When |
|---|---|---|---|
| Pawn Shop Purchase | 200 rubles, giant in calm/happy state | Low (if cashier trusts you) | You have plenty of scavenged loot to sell |
| Matchmaker Romance | Strong perfume, flowers, or champagne | Low to Moderate | You lack rubles but have high-value luxury gifts |
| Booth Break-In | Brick, lockpick, or ticket booth key | High (triggers active pursuit) | The train is approaching and you have no money |
Evading the Giant Cop and Boarding the Train
Securing the ticket is only half the battle. When boarding at 13:00, the giant officer will often try to physically block your departure or reach through the train windows.
Staying Out of Sight Until 13:00
Do not idle on the open train platform while waiting for the train to arrive. If the giant sees you standing near the tracks, he will question your intentions or reach down to pick you up.
- Use designated underground hideouts or side alleys to pass time.
- If the giant is leaning down to search, watch your footsteps; avoid sprinting over loud surfaces such as dry leaves and metal grates.
- You can fast-forward time by resting on public benches, but ensure the giant is calm or asleep before skipping hours.
The 13:00 Sprint
When the clock strikes 13:00 and you hear the train approaching:
- Sprint out from cover directly toward the passenger cars.
- If the giant spots you, duck under building overhangs or awnings when his hand reaches down. Do not linger under breakable structures, as he can smash them.
- Interact with the open passenger door with the valid ticket in your inventory.
- Once inside, move into the car interior.
The giant will pound on the train, shout "Stop that train!", and attempt to negotiate a court deal or reach inside. Stand clear of the windows until the locomotive enters the tunnel and the screen fades to "Freedom at last."
Frequently Asked Questions
What time does the train arrive in Militsioner?
The electric passenger train arrives daily at 13:00 (1:00 PM). You can track the current in-game time by inspecting your wristwatch.
Can you escape using the fake ticket?
No. The spare ticket provided by the shady acquaintance in the opening area is a counterfeit drawing with a sad face, and attempting to board without a real ticket leaves you exposed on the tracks.
What should you do if the giant is angry when the train arrives?
If the giant is actively enraged, breaking line of sight is essential. Take cover in the sewer tunnels or underground hideouts near the tracks. Wait until the train pulls into the station at 13:00, then make a direct sprint to the passenger doors while dodging his descending hand.
Where can you find a brick to break the ticket booth?
Bricks spawn scattered in back alleys, near construction debris, and inside unlocked side rooms. They can be stored in your bag inventory and equipped to shatter the glass on the station booth.
